Sex Confessions: The Good, The Bad, And The WTF

November 23, 2022

Need a good laugh today? Everyone knows how stressful the holiday season can be, so if you need to lighten the mood or just chase away the cold weather blues, you’re in the right place.

We crowdsourced anonymous sex confessions from our Instagram audience, and cherry-picked the very best ones to share in this revealing, hilarious, and sometimes shocking episode. Get ready for outdoor sex hijinks, dating app mishaps, on-the-job orgies, the trouble with technology, and more mayhem involving mothers than you ever wanted to know.

So throw it on while you road trip to see the fam. Let it play while prepping your pies. Just make sure no one’s asleep in the house, because the “lol” is real this time.

In this episode, you’ll learn:

  • Exactly where we stand on public sex
  • The postal confession that actually brought us to tears
  • Why some “confessions” aren’t nearly as problematic as you’d thin

Here’s a glance at this episode:

[4:46] Long stories, short stories, and anti-confessions

[5:40] “New Year, who dis?”

[9:53] “Looking for a threesome, found my mom instead”

[11:58] “Spitters are quitters!”

[14:04] “Friends and lovers”

[19:17] “Seven nurses, one orgy”

[21:12] “He loves a fake encore after the real show”

[24:15] “We had a threesome, now I’m dating the third”

[25:28] “The mailman REALLY delivered”

[27:31] “You say wedding, we say quickie!”

[29:20] “Sex in the same room as my mother-in-law”

[32:29] “If you are my friend, I’m rating your sex potential”

[33:31] “My mom bought a ticket to the end of my virginity”

[34:26] “Porn on bluetooth”

[36:17] Anti-confession: “2 kids, 1 marriage, 0 orgasms”

[38:46] Anti-confession: “Great kisser, terrible at oral”

[40:57] Anti-confession: “Why did I have a sex dream about THEM?”

[42:48] Anti-confession: “I’m straight, but I have a same-sex desire”

Links & resources

Foreplay Guides

Next Level Intercourse

What Does It Mean If I Have A Sex Dream? – YouTube

Bisexual In A Straight Relationship – YouTube

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